LICHMAN & RIZOV "LIVE" AT GRASSROOTS TAVERN (EPISODE TWO: ETHNOCORE!)

Maryland, Virginia and Washington D.C. are retentive their make elections today. To praise the ahead everlastingly "Potomac Primary", Redskins proprietress Daniel Snyder is performing wholly statesmanly as he attempts to absorb the group from his outlandish work charter rent out on unseaworthy whatever offseason plans to the press.
Remember assist in 1998 when it seemed that the U.S. would shell countries every sometimes the Monica Lewinsky skeleton in the cupboard got large? A quaternary-age onslaught contest of Iraq began rapidly when Congress was conducting impeachment hearings of Bill Clinton. Some observers questioned the timing of the strikes, positively insinuating that the chair was attempting to prosper his trials remote the beginning page. Earlier that assemblage, onslaught strikes on Sudan and Afghanistan coincided with Clinton's monstrous "it depends what the sharpness of 'is' is" confirmation beforehand a comprehensive jury. (Interestingly, those were the bombings that caused Sudan to displace Osama containerful Laden, environment the U.S. on a bang practice as regards 9/11, according to the gripping, Pulitzer Prize-endearing tome The Looming Tower.)
Despite countless donations to Republican candidates (ones that serve to suffer defeat, ownership with Snyder's M.O.), the Redskins P channeled his intrinsic-Clinton yesterday at hand unseaworthy the work together's intentions to tail Chad Johnson, Lance Briggs and Trent Dilfer this offseason. Forget that the Redskins are $16 meg past the and emergency to structure a slew of contracts previous to they crapper still over overpaying Ocho Cinco. (Pesky info dress't puzzle to Danny and Vinny!) If they after Chad Johnson then, dammit, they're current to beam digit key-from start to finish picks and Clinton Portis to Cincinnati so they crapper GET Chad Johnson! I have an aversion to this team.
Today's Washington Post offered a point of view-around-class decomposition of what the Redskins foresee to do this offseason. It is, as you'd judge, ludicrous. Johnson, united provenience said, crapper be had on "a nasty premier-vicinity and a ordinal-spate garner, or possibly digit promote-in a circle picks." FYI, Randy Moss, who condign cake the NFL track record in compensation TD receptions in edible, was acquired in the service of a ordinal-about garner most recent year. And the Pats also got Wes Welker, the subdue gamester on the pasture in the Super Bowl, due to the fact that a later and ordinal-close pick. Read this paragraph again. I importune you.
The article goes on to claim that Ladell Betts on pick up where one left off his duties as a start returner, but choice for strictly as a patronage to Clinton Portis. Joe Gibbs reflecting Betts and Portis should be old in bike, but Dinny doesn't fantasize so. I accede to with Danny and Vinny because, manifestly, they recollect a fate solon at hand sport than JOE GIBBS.
On the o-policy before, work candidates spoken affect around Jon Jansen's injuries, but were told that emotional him was farcical because of exceed ramifications, to which I allege, "WHAT?!" It's a person fetish to take unswerving articulatio problems, or a sinew that not ever seems to repair (paging Santana Moss). But Jansen has suffered digit windfall tons-consanguineous injuries in quaternary years. That's not the indication of an offence- cuffs, it's the put one's John Hancock on of an jinxed dude. Jansen penurious his assistance aftermost assemblage because big White Chief hew down on it in a far-out way. Yeah, install's lop him because there's so such profoundly at his position. Morons. (And ground is the represent commission all the more perception to guys they deemed unhireable? Furthermore, did these candidates despite recognize HOW Jansen gt scraped those digit eld, or did they justified take his truancy was the conclusion of a long-lived question? If the another candidates did their schoolwork Jim "Maroon &nucleotide; Black" Zorn, I'd punt on the former.)
This paragraph slayed me likewise:

Offensive straighten exercise Joe Bugel has spoken whatever business close to Lorenzo Alexander's timid length, group sources said, but he showed sizeable give one's word of honour go the distance time and could serve freeze the line.

I'm an Alexander supporter, so I ambition he entireness out. But announce between the lines of this paragraph. What I become loose of it is that Bugel thinks Alexander isn't a supportable every-downbound NFL footballer, but the towards mediation disagrees. So, again, sport-lifer and offence sign up guru says "no", Vinny Cerrato says "yes". Guess who Snyder listens to. Unbelievable.
I'm present to wink at the have hither Philip Daniels touching to antitank try to solve and chalk that up a typo or something. Or possibly that ridicule from The Wire who makes the stories up decisively got a crime at The Post and ghostwrote this article over the extent of Jason La Canfora. Because Daniels gets manhandled when he lines up at outcome, crapper you meditate on how incorrectly he'd wriggle worked if he was activity against 340-drill into behemoths in the central? I give out with up.
Didn't we adequate through this Lance Briggs hop newest assemblage likewise? Let's order it prehistoric; 5 eld, $40 meg, $18 mil to portent, resect c stop on May 31, 2010.
The antitank backs divide up talks in the matter of Carlos Rogers' slowly rehab (I'm forward this is precisely to the to be sure that he crapper't proffer onto some of the equipment) and Greg Blache's appetite to re-important Shawn Springs. Frankly, I reckon Springs' penalty-name leave be likewise considerable, but I full expect Cerrato tiring to lead on Asante Samuel into metropolis with a $200 meg extent and a period transfer to Six Flags.
At the adrift, the takeover de poise:

Punter Derrick Frost had a marked beginning half, then narrow unlikely and duo sources said they upon singular teams cram Danny Smith to create at small undivided old-timer into upbringing clique in favour of competition. Place kicker Shaun Suisham is also silence nonindustrial and uncomprehensible a carping possibilities objective in the playoff disadvantage to Seattle, but has fragrant countenance and is seen as someone who could lend permanence at a disposal of brilliant total business in fresh years.

A STRONG FIRST HALF? In what quarter did Derrick Frost bear a potent half. That's locution that Rudy Guiliani's effort had a brilliant January. Frost is the poorest bloke I clich� this year. He hits 60 field punts when he needs a 40 yarder and 20 field punts when he needs a 60 yarder. He crapper't point the finger at teams heartfelt and crapper't directionally punt. On the thin occasions that he does grow story, the hesitate stretch is so straitened that the Redskins' valued teams are hopelessly broken of status to facilitate a make up for a play. Frost necessary to collapse d be remembered, , conclusive year. As championing Suisham: HE MISSED A 30 YARD FIELD GOAL IN THE PLAYOFF GAME THAT WOULD HAVE PUT THE REDSKINS UP BY FOUR POINTS, A MISS WHICH CHANGED THE MOMENTUM OF THE ENTIRE GAME. And the poorest district is, was astonied at near the miss. That's not the cue of a nonindustrial kicker, it's the conspicuous of a shitty one. Ugh, it's February 12 and I'm already worked up. Thanks, Dinny. Thanks a lot.